Best Peeing Lawn Ornaments

This Hatchling Dragon Couple Statue is approximately 10″ tall and 9.5″ long and 6″ deep. This Hatchling Dragon Couple Statue is made of designer composite resin, hand painted and polished individually. Color Tone may vary. This is a gorgeous and stunning piece of art. Our sculptors and painters have done an excellent job in creating great details to the dragons. Display this centerpiece in your home and watch it gain admiration from all eyes that see him. This pair of lover dragons cannot be separated. They are seen hugging each other and seeing one another with great love and admiration. They are lovely to behold, cast in faux stone resin finish, they make perfect garden decor for your home or as welcome greeter statue that you can display at your entrances, patios and what have you.

We’ve captured this icon of one of Europe’s most beautiful cities while his legends continue to multiply over the centuries. This delightful sculpture will bring art to your home or garden. This Toscano exclusive is cast in quality designer resin finished in faux stone. 10½”Wx6½”Dx27″H. 8 lbs.

A hydrant statue sure to spark conversation. Made of resin and very cute. Stands 14” tall and has a base that is 6” in diameter. Great as an outdoor garden or yard decoration, training your pup to pee outdoors or use indoors as a home decor accent piece.

This miniature red hydrant will impress all your friends, neighbors and fellow gardeners. Beautifully hand painted with an aged, timeworn and distressed finish, this unique replica can make a stunning accent centerpiece to any backyard flower bed or plant area of your patio, deck or terrace.

This hydrant will make a great birthday or Christmas present and is also appropriate for Mother’s Day, Father’s Day or can be a thoughtful housewarming gift too. Of course, please don’t forget about International Firefighter’s day on May 4th.

Happy pup, happy master and a peepee clean house. Don’t have a dog? Leave your hydrant out by the curb or sidewalk for your neighbor’s dog to use. Save your lawn from ugly dead grass patches.

Is there anything cuter than a tiny little gnome who’s in position to take a huge crap on your lawn? Yes, there are. In fact, there’s a lot of things much cuter than this fowl little bugger. But as for hilarious, nothing beats Mr. Gotta-Go-Now. Measuring about 1′ foot tall and in bright red, yellow, and greens, he’s easy to spot –whether he’s hiding in your garden, or sitting on top of the office fax machine.

Whether you view this unique vintage-style piece as a collectible best suited to a firefighter or to “man’s best friend,” our replica fire plug is a hydrant statue sure to spark conversation! Perfect on the patio, the top of the pipe hydrant opens for weighting with sand or stone, but you may as easily use it indoors for storing toys for dogs or human masters. Crafted of metal complete with three hose nozzles and two metal chains, it is authentically hand-painted one piece at a time. Customer should apply rust preventative product if keeping outside. Shown with our Buster, the Bulldog Statue: DB-383052. 11and 1/2″Wx9and 1/2″Dx23″H. 4 lbs.

CONTENTS: * 1 Polyresin Statue * Contents Come New In An Individual Box With A Precut Styrofoam Insert For Added Shipping Protection MATERIAL: * High Quality Stone Resin That Can Be Placed Indoors Or Outdoors SIZING: * 13″ Tall 6″ Base 9″ Wide * Please See Sizing Image For More Details ABOUT FUNNY GUY MUGS: This Statue Was Designed & Created Exclusively By Funny Guy Mugs. Funny Guy Mugs Is A Trusted Company Founded By Brothers Whose Mission Is To Create High Quality Products That Put A Smile On Your Face.

Fancy Base-14 ” Tall- Heavier Than Other Brands- Approximately 3 Lbs. Made Of Resin-Very Very Cute!-Ships in Original Factory Packaging..Mayrich UPC Code is Displayed on Base Of Hydrant-Great Gift Idea!

Dog Fire Hydrant Garden Statue – This 13.5 inch high, 7 inch long, 7.5 inch wide (34 X 18 X 19 cm) cast resin statue